1. majortwink:

    in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does

    (via hotboyproblems)

  2. officialunitedstates:

    imagine trying to brush your teeth with a stapler

    it just wouldn’t work!

  3. alesusknowles:

    Me Being Born


    (Source: quarrterquels, via beyoncevevo)

    (Source: thesquidville, via intensional)

  4. (Source: 20aliens, via ruinedchildhood)

  5. femme-and-furious:


    naked fruit

    i feel like i wasn’t supposed to see this

    (Source: errrthangvibskov, via beyoncevevo)

  6. roughness:


    hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

    i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

    (Source: conflictingharry, via insanitygifs)

    (Source: fistopherbrown, via telapathetic)

  7. koalatea:

    to the window
    to the wall
    to the trash where i belong

    (via crystallized-teardrops)

  8. internetmessiah:

    I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

    (via lamelohan)

  9. dekutree:

    girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

    me: its okay we all make mistakes 

    (via officialwhitegirls)

  10. thatdamnskeleton:

    October is a month away?

     IT’S TIME TO…


    (via homuratrash)

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