1. bile7:

    Go off

    (via oomshi)

  2. (Source: j6, via confirmance)

  3. I think smoke should rise from the BBC when the new Doctor is announced like they do when there’s a new Pope

    (Source: stars-up-on-heavens-boulevard, via seedy)

  4. alphabitches:

    My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

    (via telapathetic)

  5. vorfreudde:

    Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

    (via stand)

  6. bunnyhoodlum:

    *asks mom if she can buy something for me in september*

    "no christmas is coming"

    (Source: molgera, via joshpeck)

  7. (Source: unclefather, via seedy)

  8. ice-cream-and-cigarettes:



    pumpkin spice candles soon

    pumpkin lattes soon

    pumpkin everything



    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

  9. markkruffalo:

    when cute boys initiate conversation with you


    (Source: chvndlrbing, via guy)

  10. queerdontfear:

    I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

    (via officialbrostrider)

  11. sweatrer:

    ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    (via crystallized-teardrops)

  12. magoberry:

    FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo

    (via officialbrostrider)

  13. solluxcraptor:

    "you’re too cute to be single!"

    then date me

    (via ugly)

    • Tumblr:   Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
    • Me:   *Scrolls past*

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