• horoscope:   you breathe on a daily basis
    • me:   omg that is so me how did they do that
  1. punx-files:

    brainstatic:

    historical-nonfiction:

    A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

    Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

    he was

    (Source: Wikipedia, via arlonicat)

  2. d0nn0:

    my girl Tameka

    (Source: d0nn0, via insanitygifs)

  3. beyoncescock:

    seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

    (via insanitygifs)

  4. nosdrinker:

    *saves game six times just in case*

    (Source: nosdrinker, via okay)

  5. primacdonaldsgirl:

    when u lose ur phone on the bed and can’t find it 

     image

    (via jraphic)

  6. (Source: tiemydurag, via jraphic)

  7. m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

    catdad:

    If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

    I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

    (Source: 4gifs, via intensional)

  8. guys i feel as ignored as

    • a white crayon
    • the first piece of bread
    • internet explorer
    • the terms of agreement
    • 18+ warning
    • Kevin Jonas
    • the fourth girl in spring breakers

    (via officialwhitegirls)

  9. dimwited:

    DONATE MONEY IN MY PAYPAL AND I WILL GAIN YOU FOLLOWERS!

    (via stand)

  10. slbtumblng:

    (Source: seriousjones, via koalatea)

  11. partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    lightning is just the flash on god’s camera when he’s taking selfies

    (via ugly)



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